A Funny - Things I've Learned from my Boys...

Things I've Learned From My Boys...

A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.

Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, ad lots of it.

Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4 year old boy.

Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

The fire department in Carrollton, TX has a 5 minute response time.

The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy

It will, however, make dogs dizzy.

Dogs throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

80% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids