You Might Be an Addict...

If you find yourself on your hands and knees putting sheetrock in a pipe and smoking it … you might be an addict.
If you find that you have problems finishing what you start … you might be an addict.
If you find yourself broke the day after payday … you might be an addict.
If you find yourself walking home barefoot but you still feel you got a good deal … you might be an addict.
If you can remember entering the bar but not leaving … you might be an addict.
If you have to grip the bed to stop the room from spinning … you might be an addict.
If you are willing to stick your face in a toilet you normally wouldn’t sit on … you might be an addict.
If you find yourself waking up gasping for breath and the first thing you grab is a cigarette … you might be an addict.
If the words Rizla or EZ Wider mean anything to you … you might be an addict.
And finally, if you can stop anytime you want … you might be an addict.

Note: I personally don't know what the words Rizla or EZ Wider mean, but I am assuming it would be a bad thing if I did... anyway, let me know what you all think. Johnny Our.